PhD thesis projects for dummies #FridayFunnies

From Tickld, 20 PhD Students Dumb Down Their Thesis Just For Us:

1. Does music express emotions or just elicit them? Read the next 200 pages to not find out.
– Welldogmycats

2. Girls take birth control. Girls then pee out unmetabolized estrogens from birth control. Pee goes to water treatment plant, estrogens not treated, male fish become female fish.
– Altzul

3. Nanoparticles are weird and I accidentally made a bomb and electrocuted myself.
-M33

4. People trying meditation for the first time get aroused.
– PainMatrix

5. When I get rid of this gene, it messes the brain up. A lot.
– NeuroscienceNerd

6. Computer AI systems can learn to operate a warp drive and automatically build an instructional system to train people how to do it. My dissertation is probably the only one in existence to reference the Star Trek technical manual.
– DrBiometrics

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Hey gang, just wanted to update y’all… I have recently submitted my thesis to my committee members, which means I can slowly re-emerge from thesis-zombie-robot land and do some blogging.  Keyword: some.  I will still have to defend my thesis next Friday, so there’s still work to be done.  But there’s a light at the end of the tunnel. Get excited.

Me... and my thesis.

Me… and my thesis.